Today we’re going to talk about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic instead of Scott Pilgrim because Charlie did not show up to podcast with us. So instead we’re going to inflict ponies upon you. This episode is chocked so full of magical talking ponies, love, friendship, and happiness that it’s like a giant candy coated plague that makes you smile so hard your face stays that way forever and little children point and laugh at you as you walk down the street and you never ever get a date again and live in lonely abject misery where even that weird guy down the street who is obsessed with paper cups won’t talk to you and when you gaze into the mirror at the horror your visage has now become you say to yourself “DAMN YOU FANTASY MOVIE PODCAST! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!”
Beauty and the Beast is a 1991 Disney animated film that is part of the Disney Renaissance. It is an adaption of the fairytale Beauty and the Beast. This version is quite different from the original, but still keeps the essential themes of looking beyond the surface and not judging a book by its cover.
Melanie likes the film and Kasey doesn’t. On one hand, it’s a very beautifully animated film that’s rich in detail. The themes it portrays are universal and it has a good message for children to learn. On the other hand… Belle is such a Mary Sue. A completely and totally Mary freakin Sue. And the couple fall deeply in love in like a week. Sure that’s improvement upon love at first sight but…
What do you think of Beauty and the Beast? Was Kasey’s hate for Belle justified? Do you think it portrays positive values or does it just reinforce negative gender stereotypes? Does Gaston’s friend Lafou really have a gay crush on him? Let us know what you think!
Tangled is Disney’s take on Rapunzel. Its a cute and fun movie that’s filled with dangerous lies. Liesssss.
This is the second time we attempted to record this. The first time was a beautiful and magical podcast of wonder but you’ll never be able to hear that because we lost Melanie’s side of the recording. Then my computer crashed so I rebuilt a new one. Soo… yeah. Fun times. Enjoy the filthy Disney liessss.
This week we’re discussing the 2009 stop motion movie Coraline. The movie was directed by Henry Selick, the same amazing man that brought us The Nightmare Before Christmas. The original novel the movie is based on is by Neil Gaiman who is also awesome. So it stands to reason that this episode is chocked full of awesome.
Plot Synopsis: Coraline is a brave and inquisitive 11 year old that has moved from Michigan with her family to a run down apartment complex in the middle of nowhere. While exploring her new home she comes across a door that takes her to a magical land where everything is better. The house is better, the food is better, even her parents are better. She has everything she’s ever wished for. But this fantasy world isn’t as wonderful as it first seems… And why does her other mother have buttons for eyes.
Is this the newest movie we’ve ever done? Maybe? Anyways, Coraline is a great movie. It can be a little creepy though, so if you have kids you might want to watch it before hand. Its got an old school eighties kid movie mentality that’s quite a bit scarier than kids movies of the past twenties years. I think this episode turned out alright. We used an outline. Go us.
What did you think of the movie o’listeners/readers?
I did it! Somehow, barely, I got the Nightmare Before Christmas episode out before Christmas. It’s a holiday miracle!
The Nightmare Before Christmas is a stop motion animated feature directed by Henry Selick with music by Danny Elfman. Tim Burton wrote the original three page narrative poem the story is based on, and also created the character designs for the main characters.
The story is pretty simple and straight-forward. Jack is the Pumpkin King and the leader of Halloween town. Halloween town is a mystical realm that’s dedicated to running Halloween across the mortal world. One day after Halloween, Jack starts to get emo and decides he needs a change. He accidently wanders into Christmas town and decides that he’d like to try Christmas out instead. Problem is, he and the rest of the people of Halloween town can’t quite mentally grasp a holiday that’s about good will and cheer… Also he has to kidnap Santa Claus. For his own good.
Melanie’s side of the audio sounds pretty horrible. Her new laptop defaulted back to the built in microphone instead of the good standalone one we usually use. We had no idea the quality had been borked until I started to edit it and then it was either put out borked sound or miss the Christmas deadline. Hopefully it’s still entertaining.
This episode was way easy to edit. I think Melanie and I leveled up our talking skills.
The Corpse Bride is a 2005 film directed by Tim Burton and Mike Johnson. The film is set in Victorian era England where the son of a rich fish monger, Victor, is to be engaged to the daughter of an ‘old money’ couple named Victoria. The match is a business arrangement. Love isn’t even a factor. However, when the two young people meet they hit it off right away. Unfortunately, Victor is so nervous he screws up the wedding reception and after a stroke of bad luck, accidentally marries a dead woman named Emily.
This is a great stop motion film that’s surprisingly touching and romantic despite its horror appearance. The Corpse Bride seems like she’d be a horror from the underworld who rises from the dead to exact revenge upon the living, but she’s actually a sweet tragic heroine who you really feel for even if she’s scary looking.
We tried to do a little more research for this review than normal, and hopefully it shows.
This episode we discuss the Ghibli film Howl’s Moving Castle AND the book Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. We had two requests from Tora-chan and Monica G for the Miyazaki directed Howl’s Moving Castle, but decided to also include the book in our discussion. I read the book long before I saw the movie, and its far far superior to the lackluster Ghibli film. Sophie is a much more fiery and proactive heroine in the book. She was very much Howl’s equal. Furthermore, most of the narrative problems with the movie stem from the nonsensical add ons that Ghibli stacked on that were not prescent in Diana Wynne’s book. There was nothing about the enviroment in the original book, and the war was something that was only mentioned briefly.
This episode is a little short. Melanie’s connection was going out so we had to end the discussion about 10-15 minutes early. The episode is still a half an hour long, though.
So what was your opinion on Ghibli’s Howl’s Moving Castle? How do you think it holds up to the book? Were you even aware there was a book? Got requests? Please comment, we love to hear your thoughts and opinions!
To make up for the missed week last month, I’m releasing this episode a week early. The next episode will come two weeks from this one.
Prepare yourself for a ninja explosion of epic proportions as we review the 1990 live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie!
Actually, I feel like we short changed this movie. Prior to recording, I felt like we could wring a lot more discussion out of it. Oddly enough, for a movie with guys in rubber turtle costumes doing martial arts, it’s surprisingly straight forward. The plot more or less boils down to – bad ninjas show up and bring down Americas youth, good turtle ninjas come and stop them, and pizza is awesome.
It’s still a really enjoyable movie though, and has held up quite well over the years. Many of the jokes are still funny, the practical special effects have aged well, and the choreography is top notch.
In this episode, we also learn a new and interesting way to use a blow-dryer.
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I apologize for the podcast being released a week late. I don’t have an excuse beyond me being confused about what week it was; oops. I’m going to attempt to release another episode next week to make up for the lost time. We have several recorded, it’s simply a matter of me editing the darn things.
This episode is a special request from listeners Monica G and Tora-chan. We review the 1982 fantasy movie The Dark Crystal. The Dark Crystal is an all puppet movie directed by Jim Henson and Frank Oz. Although this is a typical nostalgia geek movie, neither Melanie nor I had seen this movie prior to reviewing it.
The plot goes like this; Two good puppets who are the last of their puppet race must set forth on a perilous journey to defeat other evil and less pretty puppets and restore peace to their world.
Melanie also makes me admit that if Bill Murray and I were the last humans on earth I would utilize him in repopulating the earth. Thanks a lot for asking that Mel.
If you have a request for an anime or movie you’d like to hear us review, please send us an email or leave a comment on this post!
By special request from Emmy Kay, this week we’re reviewing the 1984 fantasy film The Neverending Story.
The Neverending Story is about a young boy named Sabastian who steals finds a fantasy book called the Neverending Story. The book majorily breaks the fourth wall and starts to talk to him as if its real. Which means that you are listening to a podcast about a movie about a kid who doesn’t know he’s in a movie who reads a book about another kid who doesn’t know he’s in a book.
But whose listening to YOU dear listener?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
There’s no little intro skit this week, because Melanie is gone and not answering my emails. I think it’s safe to assume she’s joined a technophobic cult that believes in becoming one with the land and venerating the radish. I had heard her say many times “To eat radishes is to be close to god”. Little did I know how far reaching her beliefs were. She shall be missed.