Hook! Hook! Where is the Hook?!
Arrrrgh mateys! Ye be listening to our review of the 1991 fantasy movie Hook! In this movie there be the scallywags Robin Williams as Peter Panning and that scurvy dog Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook. Swab the poop deck and be ready to eat a parrot! Arrrrrgh!
Ok, enough of that.
Hook is the story of a grown up Peter Pan who has forgotten everything about Neverland. One day Captain Hook shows up and kidnaps his kids and he must regain his former glory to save them.
The movie was directed by Steven Spielburg and seems to get ragged on a lot by the internet. But you won’t see that from here! We both have rather fond memories of the movie and Roofio’s mysteriously dyed hair. In fact, if I ever meet Dante Bosco in real life, I vow to say, “Roofio you’re alive!” Then he’d be like, “What the %$#@&* is wrong with you?! That was decades ago!” Yeah, it’d be so worth it.
Also, I have trouble counting whores in this episode for some reason.